As the men struggle to move the boulder, the women notice that the men in the Jeeps have cleared the fallen trees that Chander knocked into their path and are headed for the group. The heroes all take cover in and around the bus to take some potshots at the approaching guards. Chander blows up a few Matchbox cars with his extra fake looking gun to buy them some time.

Things look like they might be all right, but just then the ninjas show up again, this time on skis! They've also brought some guns. Actually these might not be the ninjas, but they're definitely not with the other group of guards we've seen. Perhaps this is a heavily armed ski team that's out on maneuvers and just got caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. No matter, we've got shooting to do. Chander starts lobbing more of his infinite supply of grenades at them, making a few fall down.

Meanwhile, Dilher Singh single-handedly hurls the gigantic boulder over the side of the hill (the same one that two men were struggling to even budge, mind you) and clears the path for their escape. They all pile back onto the bus and make their way to the airport. The security team radios ahead to warn the airport that the enemy is on approach, and they are to kill them if at all possible. Dozens of useless guards line the roadway and buildings to catch the bus, but for all the shooting they do they accomplish nothing whatsoever. I take that back - many of them make effective stopping devices for the bullets that Zhum Zhum is spraying wildly out of her window.

They make it to the airstrip where their plane has just arrived to lift them out. Dilher, Zhum Zhum, and Asha all board the plane as Chander covers them, taking out a few more guards for good measure. After some fancy but pointless rolling around on the ground, Chander gets in the plane as well. Several Jeeps are chasing the plane down the runway, but they manage to take off and soar to freedom as the Star Wars music triumphantly reminds us that it is in the wrong movie.

Well that seems all cut and dried, doesn't it? Well we've got more to do just yet. The plane lands, and the team splits up. Dilher and Zhum Zhum go to the factory to stop Mirza, and Chander takes Asha with him to stop the assassination attempt that Ninja is trying to carry out. This is apparently quite simple to do. We cut immediately to the factory where Mirza and Malhotra are overseeing the loading of a truck with crates of weapons. Dilher tells them to stop, but Malhotra reminds him that Asha is being held captive. Dilher tells him that Asha is fine, and is with Chander. Malhotra orders his men to stop loading, and Mirza hits him with what resembles a Stick of the Law.

Mirza dives into the truck and begins driving it towards Dilher and Zhum Zhum. Dilher pushes her out of the way, then runs back to a truck that's behind them. He guns the engine and enters a game of chicken with Mirza. At the last moment, Dilher bails out and the trucks collide, causing the load of explosives in the back to detonate. Two toy trucks explode, symbolizing the death of Mirza. In case I neglected to mention it earlier, the Star Wars theme plays during this scene. Yep!

With no waiting we now cut to the presentation hall where the dignitary in question is arriving, and he takes his seat. A rather tired looking ballet begins and everyone tries to look interested. Also in attendance is Chander's mother, who has apparently improved enough for a day pass. What, you didn't remember that all of this was to earn money to pay for her convalescence? Tsk tsk.

We cut back and forth between scenes of Chander and Asha arriving at the hall and alerting the staff and Ninja assembling his weapon. He takes aim at the dignitary but is distracted when Asha finds his hiding place and screams. Chander and the guards hear her cries and race to her aid. Once again Asha finds herself as a hostage as Ninja shoots a guard and drags her off to a secluded area.

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