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After looking at the last page, does anyone mind if I stop calling him "Ram Jaane" and instead just go with RJ? Good, thank you.
The attack is set to happen at a Batman-themed nightclub that Sameer and RJ frequent. Not only is this a great place to stage a hit, it also allows us to have our first song! A very enticing young lass dances for us while the song gets started. RJ takes to the stage to belt out "Pump Up the Bhangra." We have another movie with no subtitles during the songs, so we'll make our best guesses as to what they're about.
A bhangra is a type of song with a fast pace and a heavy drum beat. So, I'm guessing that means RJ is literally doing what the song suggests.
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This is a pretty fun song, and the dancers are really getting into it. SRK in particular probably lost a few pounds while shooting this, as he's all over the place. Didn't think a person could jump that much and not collapse in a heap! Anyway, as the song progresses Sameer is also brought up onto the stage. Throughout all the dancing, we get shots of the conspirators looking nervously at each other and making some threatening movements.
Finally
as the music dies down, the time to strike has come. One of the thugs takes a
gun that was "hidden" on the wall in a picture of another, larger gun. Really.
He shrieks as he draws a bead on Sameer and effectively removes any surprise
advantage he had. Never one to be unprepared, RJ has a plan. He pulls off the
hairpiece on the lead dancing girl's head and grabs the pistol he had stashed
there. I swear to you I am not making this up.
RJ shoots the first gunman, and things head rapidly downhill from there. A major brawl breaks out as the patrons of the bar flee for their lives. RJ, Sameer, and various thugs begin having it out on the stage in one of the surprisingly better choreographed fight scenes I've seen in Bollywood productions.
Soon
RJ and Sameer have whipped most of the bad guys. They get the last one in a
stunt that merits description. The bad guy grabs Sameer from behind and holds
his arms. Sameer is able to toss the gun he was holding to RJ who is running
over. He catches the gun, and slides on his knees across the stage and through
the legs of Sameer and the bad guy. Then, while lying on the floor he shoots the
bad guy three times in the back. Yay for our guys!
I recently watched the big hit, "Main Hoon Na," also starring SRK. They do almost the exact same stunt in that movie.
Sameer and RJ laugh and congratulate each other on a job well done. As they hug (a manly hug, no doubt), an entry wound appears on Sameer as he is shot by Chewte who has arrived to take care of all the survivors.
