Romeo and Seema hold their dramatic pose with rifles held high for a moment as we all bask in the glory of the upcoming comeuppance. (Sorry, I just liked the sound of that phrase.) Jugran snaps out of his moment of speechlessness and orders his men (and there are many of them) to open fire on the heroes.

Seema and Romeo scramble for cover underneath a large vehicle as bullets tear the place up around them. Jugran climbs onto the lift mechanism for loading the cargo containers onto the ships and orders the operator to raise it up out of harm's way. Our heroes begin systematically picking off the henchmen and doing some really lame coordinated tucks and rolls to get out of the line of fire. They eventually corner themselves in one of the large cargo containers, and are locked inside by some of the gunmen. Jugran orders them to throw the container into the ocean, while Romeo and Seema try to decide what to do next.

The container is positioned under the crane that Jugran is now operating, and he locks onto it with the lift mechanism. We also see that there is a car inside the container with our heroes. This could prove to be useful in a moment. We'll see. Aha, sure enough Romeo tells Seema to get into the car, and he goes to the other side. We see the container poised over the water, and things look to be at their worst!

That is until what is definitely not a Matchbox car bursts out of a definitely not miniature cargo container and falls into the ocean. Jugran sees the car hit the water, and tells his men to shoot at it. They all line up on the dock and blast away at the water, sending the sea into the air in a frothy mess. A quick look up at the container shows us that Romeo and Seema are still up there, and they start shooting down at the henchmen. Wait, didn't Romeo just tell Seema to get into the car? Hrmm. Maybe he just wanted her to make sure it was in gear. Anyway, all of the henchmen fall down dead in a hilarious fashion as our heroes run out of ammo at just the right time.

Having had their fun in the container, the two of them jump out of the box and fall what must have been two or three stories. Romeo lands on his feet on solid concrete and is fine. Right. Seema on the other hand has fallen onto a pile of cardboard boxes, and she's the one that's hurt. What the hell, movie? Bob Christo makes his return by angrily hurling more cardboard boxes into the air with a "Raaaaaaar!" worthy of a Godzilla movie. He and Romeo begin duking it out on the upper level while Seema (wait, wasn't she hurt and passed out?!) beats up another nameless henchmen with a tire iron down below.

Jugran moves the crane holding the cargo container over the spot where Romeo and Bob are fighting, and tries to time it so that he can drop the box onto Romeo. Seema bursts onto the scene just in time to push Romeo out of the way and the box lands on Bob instead. Well, looks like we're down to just one villain! Jugran leans out of the cab of the crane with a gun, but Seema somehow rolls off of Romeo and is able to shoot the gun out of his hand with a handgun of her own that she now has (please don't ask where she got it, I don't know either). Jugran opens the door to climb down but is grazed by a shot from Romeo who now also has a handgun that he didn't see fit to use against Bob in their fight to the death. Hrmm.

Ravi shows up at the docks in his Jeep, and joins up with Romeo and Seema. They all shoot upwards at Jugran as he runs along the crane's structure, and manage to shoot the bag of diamonds out of Jugran's hand. Now that, my friends, is marksmanship. Johnny Lever catches the bag and tells us all that he has confiscated the diamonds. I don't think anyone was confused about that, but better safe that sorry I suppose.

Jugran looks mad about the diamonds, but he keeps running. Somehow Ravi was able to get up to where Jugran is during those three seconds, and starts beating him up. He spouts a few lines about remembering every sin that he has committed, then knocks him over a railing to the next floor down.

Romeo is down on this level, and takes his turn at collecting his pound of flesh. He yells at Jugran about stealing his whole family away from him, then sends him over another railing.

Guess who is waiting for him there? Seema pounds on Jugran for a while and reminds him that he's the one that killed her dad and generally made a mess of her life too. She (wait for it...) throws him over a railing and we watch as the dummy we're supposed to believe is Jugran stiffly falls about six stories onto a pile of sacks of something.

Bet you think it's over, don't you? Not quite.

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