Some
fast paced techno music starts to play as we see Taarzan's point of view. He
closes in on Chopra's car which is again doing 35 mph in the middle of the road.
Taarzan gets right on Chopra's back bumper and starts honking his horn. Chopra
sighs and moves over to one lane and allows Taarzan to pass. Not long after
Taarzan takes the lead, he slows down and gets in Chopra's way. Irritated,
Chopra begins honking his horn and gesturing in an angry fashion. Taarzan moves
over as if to let him pass, but as soon as he changes lanes Taarzan blocks him
again. This continues for a while, with various car chase clichés playing out
(forcing people off the road, nearly hitting trucks, etc). Inevitably they pass
a road construction crew, and Taarzan must go up onto two wheels to avoid the
equipment, and to thrill the audience.
Taarzan
gets up close and begins ramming Chopra's car as the chase gets faster and
faster. We then come to another moment that seemed out of place. Okay, Taarzan
is clearly attempting to kill Chopra, so the natural thing for him to do now is
to pull over and help a busload of stranded kids. The chase takes them past what
(at least to me) resembles the Oscar Mayer
Wienermobile
without the bun. Taarzan stops chasing Chopra, and backs up to push the bus out
of the ditch it has slid into.
As
the bus drives away with the merry and thankful children safely on their way,
Taarzan sends them off with an exhaust smiley face that winks at them!
Okay, what were we doing... oh that's right, murdering a man. Chopra pulls up
to a closed railroad crossing gate and breathes a sigh of relief. A quick check
in the mirrors shows no sign of the scary purple car, so he begins to relax. The
oncoming train blows its whistle, startling Chopra and making him tense again.
He has good reason though, since Taarzan has caught up and is presently ramming
into his trunk again. Each time he is hit, his car is pushed up closer to the
tracks as the train passes by. Eventually Taarzan gets Chopra's car far enough
up on the tracks that the rear end begins being shaved off by the passing train.
However we run out of train before Chopra's car can be completely destroyed, and
he manages to get off of the tracks.
Chopra
gets out of his seriously damaged car and pulls out a pistol. He puts several
rounds into the windshield of his antagonist, then moves in close to get a look
at who was driving. When he opens the door, he notices that (gasp!) the car is
empty! The door closes itself, causing Chopra to panic and run back to his car.
As he does so, Taarzan revs his motor again, then performs a stunt I'll admit
I've not seen before. Taarzan swerves sideways and begins doing barrel rolls
along the ground to slam into Chopra's car. As one might imagine, this is just
as hard on Taarzan as it is on Chopra's car. However he has enough moxy left to
pull around and slam into Chopra's car one more time, sending it improbably
airborne and exploding when it lands. Scratch one crooked executive off the
list.
After a moment of quiet as it seems Taarzan is catching his breath, we see
the severely dented and broken Taarzan begin to repair himself (why yes, exactly
like Christine did). Once his repairs are complete, we have a resounding wail of
"Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" from the soundtrack
and Taarzan drives away.
