After
the kids are done singing, we are jerked back to reality by a monstrous traffic
jam. Taarzan stops short and slides sideways to fit snugly between two giant
trucks. The police are on hand to sort out the mess, and who should be among
them but Inspector Sharma! Taarzan's headlights go wide with the realization
that another of his prey is on hand. Sharma comes over and asks Raj a few
questions about his unique vehicle, then accuses Raj of using his flashy car to
transport drugs. He orders Raj and Priya out so he can search for heroin.
Sharma
has Raj open the trunk, and he leans in to have a look. Taarzan is having none
of this, and slams down the lid onto Sharma's neck. After some Winnie the Pooh
styled comedy involving several grown men trying to pull Sharma's stuck head out
of the car, they manage to get the lid up to free him. Angry and wounded, Sharma
tells them to get lost. As a parting gift, the mysteriously dexterous tailpipe
makes another appearance and pulls Sharma's leg out from under him.
Raj and Priya finally arrive at the engagement party, and are led off by
their friends. Taarzan wastes no time in getting back to business, and pulls out
of the parking lot as soon as Raj is out of sight. We see Sharma driving down
the road in his white Jeep (and sporting a neck brace). Taarzan spots him and
takes off after the Jeep, while the exciting chase music we enjoyed as Chopra
was stalked rolls in on the soundtrack.
Taarzan
gets to bumping the Jeep off the road fairly quickly this time, and waits
patiently in the middle of the road as Sharma gets out on foot. Sharma
approaches Taarzan, and orders Raj to get out or else he'll kill him. As he
draws his gun, Taarzan begins to drive backwards, keeping distance between them.
This goes on for quite a while, leaving them several hundred yards away from the
Jeep. Sharma grows tired of the little game and fires a shot into the air. At
this, Taarzan stops and lets Sharma get close.
Sharma goes to the driver's side window and orders him to open up. Taarzan
lowers the window to reveal the empty seats, and the predictable "oh gosh I am
frightened" response arrives for the third time. Sharma does what any sane man
would do, and walks to the front of the car so that he's right in Taarzan's
path. Taarzan begins to drive forward while Sharma runs backwards as fast as he
can. After stopping for a herd of goats and cows that have wandered onto the
road, Sharma manages to make it back to his Jeep only to have it pushed down a
hill by Taarzan. Surprisingly, the Jeep does not explode on contact and
Sharma makes his escape to his house.
Sharma
discovers that he has mislaid his keys in all the excitement, and can't get in
through the front door. He goes over to the garage instead to try another door.
To no one's surprise, Taarzan is waiting for him in the garage. In the ensuing
scuffle some bottles of flammable liquids are spilled, giving Sharma the bright
idea to light Taarzan on fire, while he is still in his garage.
Somehow this tactic gives him time to go inside and get on the phone to call
for help. As he does this, we can see through the large window in his living
room. A brightly burning Taarzan comes around a corner and smashes through the
window, striking Sharma and continuing through the opposite wall. Sharma was
able to get the license number to the authorities before being annihilated, so
we may have some problems soon.
To complete his victory (and to just look cool) the still-burning Taarzan is
seen zooming up a road towards the camera. Slowly the flames are absorbed into
the car, and it looks as good as new again.
